this is some of jokes i heard from my pastor!super funny!
1.
once, there were 4 mothers, all very boastful.
one day, they met up to boast to each other.
first mother:my son is the bishop.when people see him, they bow and say,"my eminence."
second mother:MY son is the ARCH-bishop.when people see him,they bow and say,"my grace."
third mother:
MY son is the pope himself.when people see him, they bow and say,"my holiness."
unfortunately the fourth mother's son was extremely obese, poor and ugly.but not to be beaten, she says: when people see my son, they'll widen their eyes and say," oh my God!"
2.
do you know that some women at airports that checks the passports will not laugh easily?well
our Chinese pastor was at the Israel airport checking in or was it out(can't remember), his surname was Ng so the lady checking his name was like,"so how do i pronounce your name?Ngy or ngee?" our pastor got frustrated and explained it like that as his eng was not so good," you know every morning you go to the toilet, you go,"nnnnggggg" like that.that's how to pronounce!"
and do you know what's the best part, all the ladies checking laughed!
3.
the same pastor quotes a verse and say,"...and you shall live with me in paralys!"
i ♥ Michael jackson
